BotCast #9 – Double Trouble

BotCast #9On vous accomode raisonablement avec du Killer Coke, les crosses de compagnies de disques, de la sauce SixAxis, un samourai bienveillant, un bambin sur eBay et des arraignées sur la drogue. TestDummy co-anime encore pour apporter un peu d’histoire sur notre système de taxes. Je présente un peu ce qui s’est passé lors de ma visite d’une loge maçonnique et qui a créé le mouvement féministe et pourquoi. 3 Février 2007

BotCast-0009.mp3 BotCast-0009.m3u SHOW NOTES
Break: Benoit Campeau, Fast Night (4m15)
OutTro: Whalebone, Double Trouble
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Tune:             Double Trouble
Artist:              Whalebone
Group:          EMF
Year:             15 aout 1994
From demo:     Verses
Duration:         5:04
Type:             MOD
Channels:         8
Samples:       13
Size:                234k
Patterns: 78, 46,  different, 8 unused

Details:        Barbapapa kicks ass



Following the story that the Shadowbane servers were hacked on the 28th of

May, the following was posted on


What about the judge and jury? (Score:5, Funny)

by gosand (234100) < > on Wednesday May 28,

@12:37PM (#6058160

< > )


I can just imagine the look on the judges face if this went to trial, and

some of the players had to be called to the witness stand.


Ma touche personnelle. Voici selon moi, le type de témoins que la court


My personal touch. This is, in my opinion, the type of witnesses that the

court would have to hear:


“The Court now calls Miss Dallas at the stand”

Miss Dallas gets up and sits in the stand

Bailiff: “For the records of this court, please state your full name, sex

and race, age, adress of residence and work description”

Miss Dallas: “Okay, my name is Debbie does Dallas, I’m a 33 levels old

female Irekei. I live at 81907,-24685 Khar Th’Sekt city, Scorn. I’m a

full-time Fury.”

Bailiff: “Thank you”


“The Court now calls Mr. Jablome at the stand”

Mr. Jablome gets up and sits in the stand

Bailiff: “For the records of this court, please state your full name, age,

adress of residence and work description”

Mr. Jablome: “Okay, my name is Haywood Jablome, I’m 52 levels old

Half-Giant. I live at 117000,-66363 Vengeance City, Scorn. I am a

currently unemployed Barbarian”

Bailiff: “Thank you”


“The Court now calls Muynegro at the stand”

Mr. Muynegro gets up and sits in the stand

Bailiff: “For the records of this court, please state your full name, age,

adress of residence and work description”

Mr. Muynegro: “Okay, my name is Whytepeoplesuxor Muynegro, I’m a 14 levels

old Irekei. I live at 20615,-13198, Hamlet of Holmen’s Grove, Scorn. I am

a registered thief in the Thieves’ Den, and owner of my own business”

Bailiff: “Thank you”


“The Court now calls Miss Toe at the stand”

Miss Toe gets up and sits in the stand

Bailiff: “For the records of this court, please state your full name, age,

adress of residence and work description”

Miss Toe: “Okay, my name is Camel Toe, I’m 19 levels old Human. I live at

22402,-13710, Market city of Tyler, Scorn. I’m a Healer Channeler giving a

hand to all who are in need”

Bailiff: “Thank you”


“The Court now calls Mr. Wreckshun at the stand”

Mr. Wreckshun gets up and sits in the stand

Bailiff: “For the records of this court, please state your full name, age,

adress of residence and work description”

Mr. Wreckshun: “Well, my name is Biggy Wreckshun, I am a 41 levels old

Human. I live at 88151,-18684, Vespar City, Scorn. I am a Warrior working

on my own.”

Bailiff: “Thank you”


P.S.: All names are fictitious in real-life, but are inspired directly

from Shadowbane. They exist.

Conan the Barbarian: … and the next morning my sword was gone, and the

gold pieces, and…

Cross-Examining Lawyer: And, if I may ask, where did you get those gold

pieces in the first place…?

Conan the Barbarian: Well, I killed this dragon and…

Cross-Examining Lawyer: Murderer!! You killed, pillaged and raped to get

this money and now you have the stomach of accusing the defendant, and

honor student in the other end of the kingdom…

Conan the Barbarian: But it was just a dragon…

Cross-Examining Lawyer: Racist!! There we have it, honored members of the

jury, Mr Barbarian here is not only a thief and a murderer, he is also a

racist. That nullifies any and all of his allegations. You must aquit.


93,754,333 Examples of Data Nonchalance

A consumer advocacy organization says companies and institutions have collectively fumbled roughly 93,754,333 private records in the last two years.


‘Dummy vendors’ reap $362m in Iraq

US government agencies charged with the reconstruction of Iraq allocated $362m to non-existent “dummy vendors”, according to a report by the watchdog overseeing the reconstruction effort.


‘Dummy vendors’ reap $362m in Iraq

By Stephanie Kirchgaessner

Published: September 23 2006 03:00 | Last updated: September 23 2006 03:00

US government agencies charged with the reconstruction of Iraq allocated $362m to non-existent “dummy vendors”, according to a report by the watchdog overseeing the reconstruction effort.

Stuart Bowen, the special inspector-general, said his review of the government’s allocation of the $18.2bn fund found 96 incidents of cash being earmarked for projects that did not identify a vendor or contractor. The findings come just one week before the expiration of the reconstruction fund, at which point whatever remains will be returned to the Treasury. Mr Bowen said the government had $826m in remaining funds. Stephanie Kirchgaessner, Washington

The overwhelming amount of evidence that virtually confirms insider trading on an unprecedented scale in the days preceding 9/11 is…



Boy, three, buys car on internet

A three-year-old boy has used his mother’s computer to buy a £9,000 car on an internet auction site. Jack Neal’s parents only discovered their son’s successful bid when they received a message from eBay about the Barbie pink Nissan Figaro.



Gary Lunn maintient avoir aboli des programmes inefficaces

Ottawa — Le ministre fédéral des Ressources naturelles, Gary Lunn, a persisté à dire hier aux Communes que les programmes Défi d’une tonne et ÉnerGuide étaient «inefficaces», et ce, malgré une révision des programmes effectuée cet hiver au sein de son ministère qui démontre le contraire. Suite du texte réservée aux abonnés



Ben Laden serait en vie

Doubaï — Oussama Ben Laden, chef du réseau al-Qaïda, est bel et bien en vie, a assuré un responsable des insurgés taliban, cité hier par la chaîne de télévision Al Arabia, dont le siège se trouve à Doubaï. Suite



Mais où est donc Ben Laden?

Il semble que la nouvelle de la mort d’Oussama ben Laden, annoncée samedi par le journal français L’Est républicain sur la base d’une information obtenue auprès des services de renseignement français, soit quelque peu prématurée. Suite



Wal-Mart découvre d’autres infractions dans ses usines

Bentonville, Arkansas — Selon un rapport des magasins Wal-Mart, un plus grand nombre d’infractions graves ont été constatées dans son réseau d’usines étrangères l’an dernier. Cette hausse pourrait toutefois découler de l’instauration de normes de travail et environnementales plus sévères dans la soixantaine de pays où elle achète des vêtements, des jouets, des souliers et d’autres produits. Suite



Christians: We’ll fight for Israel

Millions of Evangelical Christians around the world support and constantly pray for the State of Israel , representatives at a meeting of the Knesset’s Christian Allies Caucus said Wednesday.



Israel’s Population Secret

The real population figures for Israel are a very closely guarded secret. They are not easily found and the “official” numbers provided by the Israeli state are not at all correct. They are greatly exaggerated.



Comverse CEO arrested in Namibia, pays 10 Million in bail!

A SIX-DAY stint in the Windhoek Central Prison ended for Israeli-born high-tech industry millionaire Jacob ‘Kobi’ Alexander yesterday.




Comverse chief tried to bribe colleague to take blame, US says

Jacob “Kobi” Alexander, the former Comverse Technology Inc. chief executive facing extradition from Namibia, tried to bribe a colleague to take the blame for the crimes he’s accused of, a US official said.



Recent shootings all took place in “gun-free zones”.

“This shooting — and the ones last week in Colorado and Wisconsin, and every school shooting in the past 10 years — all had one thing in common,” Gottlieb observed. “They all happened in so-called ‘gun-free school zones,’ where students and adult staff are essentially helpless.



US Interior Dept. Computers used for Shopping, Sex & Gambling Web sites

Interior Department employees aren’t just using their computers to oversee parks and wildlife, an investigation found. They’re spending thousands of hours a week visiting shopping, sex and gambling Web sites.



School Says Police, Social Services Will Snatch Kids Of Late Parents

School Says Police, Social Services Will Snatch Kids Of Late Parents A junior high school in Indiana threatens parents with police and child protective service



Fox had Foley emails, chose not to run

Fox News had copies of emails written by Congressman Mark Foley (R-FL) to a Louisiana boy, but chose not to run the story, according to a passage in an Associated Press report.



Israelis Win Contract to Secure US Borders

When Chertoff was asked why DHS had chosen the Boeing-led group he declined to comment. The reason for Chertoff’s silence, however, is telling: the Boeing team includes an Israeli military subcontractor which will play a key role in “securing” the U.S. border.The Boeing team, which will implement the DHS program called the Secure Border Initiative (SBI) along the northern and southern borders of the United States, includes a Merrimack, N.H.-based surveillance technology firm called Kollsman Inc., a wholly-owned subsidiary of Elbit Systems Ltd. of Haifa, Israel.



California lab meltdown in 1959 may have caused cancer, hurt ground and water

A 1959 nuclear reactor meltdown at the Santa Susana Field Laboratory may have caused hundreds of cases of cancer in the community, and chemicals threaten to contaminate ground and water, according to a report.The report released Thursday by an independent advisory panel estimated it was likely that radiation released during the meltdown caused about 260 cases of cancer within a 60-square-mile (154-square-kilometer) area around the reactor.




AP Learns Gitmo Guards Brag of Beatings

Guards at Guantanamo Bay bragged about beating detainees and described it as common practice, a Marine sergeant said in a sworn statement obtained by The Associated Press.



Fundamentalist Pastor Forbids Teens and Adults in Congregation to Blog or Have Personal Websites.

Just so you understand, your Church and Pastor now forbid you and your adult parents from blogging on the internet, having a blog of your own or having a personal website unless associated with a business. You need to understand that there are reasons behind these reasons such an obscene rule is being instituted. While blogging, like phone calling or letter writing or smokes signals can have a downside, there is more to this than meets the eye in your particular church. It is a way to control the flow of information, criticism and presenting views that are counter to those accepted by the Restored Church of God and it’s leaders. The internet is the bane of those that abuse or seek to control and that includes our own government in this day and age.



Mysterious samurai saves Police in UK Tue 10:50pm

A samurai sword wielding vigilante has come to the rescue of two Police officers when they were attacked by an armed gang in South Shields, England.

A group of men had forced their way into a house and were ransacking the place when passing plain-clothes officers were alerted by a woman inside screaming.

The criminals outnumbered them and were armed with a hammer, knives and chains and attacked the Police officers.

As one of them stabbed at a Policeman with his knife, a mysterious do-gooder appeared from nowhere and attacked him with a samurai sword.

One of the burglars began running away but was stopped by the stranger who struck him on the arm with the sword.

Two of the criminals were arrested, but in true hero style the samurai disappeared before police could speak to him.

A third man was arrested later and two more are still being hunted.

Police are especially keen to trace the man with the sword who came to the aid of their officers, and have asked for anyone with information to call them


Unused Oil Rigs Turned Into Wind Farms

The Gulf Coast is littered with the carcasses of unused oil equipment. Now those structures are being repurposed to build the first offshore wind farm in the United States.



Russian Kills MMORPG Rival In Central Moscow Cafe

Or, Why Not To Meet Your Online Enemies IRL! Is Game Rage a hate crime…?




Rogue U.S. Troops Knowingly Bombed British In Iraq

Rogue U.S. Troops Knowingly Bombed British In Iraq British soldiers desperately released friendly fire smoke canisters, before A10 bombers swooped in for a



eBay: la vente d’objets virtuels interdite

Le site de vente aux enchères eBay a décidé de bannir de son site les ventes de personnages virtuels et autres accessoires des jeux en réseaux, sauf ceux du monde virtuel Second Life, a indiqué un porte-parole mardi.

Le groupe a décidé d’interdire ces échanges d’armures, d’or virtuel ou autres objets gagnés dans des jeux comme World of Warcraft — en fait des lignes de codes informatiques — en raison de la «complexité juridique» de leur propriété.

«Nous avons décidé qu’il serait mieux tout simplement de ne pas autoriser leurs ventes», a expliqué la porte-parole Hani Durzy, ajoutant .

En revanche, eBay continuera à autoriser les ventes aux enchères des produits virtuels de Second Life, un monde virtuel ou les participants créent un personnage, un avatar, qui peut sur le site acheter des maisons virtuelles, des vêtements virtuels ou autres. Ils sont achetés avec un argent virtuel, mais que les internautes doivent d’abord alimenter avec des cartes bancaires réelles.

«Actuellement Second Life n’est pas considéré comme un jeu, donc nous n’y appliquons pas ces restrictions», a-t-elle expliqué.

Dans les jeux en réseaux sur Internet, les joueurs peuvent faire évoluer leur personnages en achetant des armes, de l’«or», des pouvoirs, etc. Les joueurs expérimentés revendent ces personnages très développés à ceux qui veulent avancer plus vite dans le jeu.

Mme Durzy a comparé la décision d’eBay, appliquée depuis quelques semaines, à l’interdiction de la vente de tabac ou d’alcool sur le site, produits légaux mais qui font l’objet de régulations complexes.

Le groupe s’est refusé à donner le montant dépensé pour des biens ou personnages virtuels sur son site.


British Special Forces Caught Carrying Out Staged Terror In Iraq?

In another example of how the Iraqi quagmire is deliberately designed to degenerate into a chaotic abyss, British SAS were caught attempting to stage a terror attack and the media have dutifully shut up about the real questions surrounding the incident. What is admitted is that two British soldiers in Arab garb and head dress drove a car towards a group of Iraq police and began firing.



Police jail rape victim for two days

First, police say, a 21-year-old woman was raped at Gasparilla. Then, she was handcuffed and jailed – for two nights and two days. A jail worker with religious objections blocked her from ingesting a morning-after pill to prevent pregnancy.



Cheney’s Handwritten Notes Implicate Bush in Plame Affair

Copies of handwritten notes by Vice President Dick Cheney, introduced at trial by defense attorneys for former White House staffer I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, would appear to implicate George W. Bush in the Plame CIA Leak case.




Aqua Teen Hunger Force viral ads cause Boston bomb scare

Filed under: Misc. Gadgets , Transportation


Oh, you viral marketers and tricksy Adult Swim promo squads, what’ve you done now? No longer content with offending parents and making the male aged 18-30 demo chortle with glee at their New Jersey debauchery, it would appear Aqua Teen crossed over into real life to wreak havoc promoting the upcoming ATHF movie. Geeky Lite-Brite-like visages of the Mooninites caused shut downs in several transit arteries in Boston, including Interstate 93, the Longfellow Bridge, and Storrow Drive, leaving thousands asking WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR FRICKIN’ CAR?! Strangely, Turner stated that these viral ads have been in place in 10 major cities for between two and three weeks, which leaves one to wonder why no one noticed the strange, pixelated cartoon characters flipping the bird until just this afternoon, and just in Boston.

[Thanks, Dan ( )]





Les évaluatrices de la SAAQ sur la banquette arrière

Les juifs hassidiques bénéficient d’un accommodement à la Société de l’assurance automobile du Québec. À la demande des membres de cette communauté, les évaluatrices de la société d’État cèdent leur place à des collègues masculins pour faire passer les examens de conduite.




Sony sauce spices up your Real PS3 Grill BBQ

Filed under: Gaming

Although we’re a tad doubtful the vast majority of you PS3 owners set out to convert your gaming console into a grill, apparently more than a few have done so in Japan, or else they just get a kick out of dousing their banbanji in Sony sauce. Although the translation here is loose, it looks like a gimmicky t-shirt manufacturer in Japan felt like mocking the so-called Sony Emmy by actually naming a condiment after it, which if not a joke, would actually be fairly flattering. Anywho, the sauce sports a cl




Les conducteurs frileux passent à la caisse

Les conducteurs frileux qui laissent tourner leur moteur au ralenti pour conserver un peu de chaleur vont payer la note.
Les policiers et les agents de stationnement de Montréal ont commencé à coller des contraventions dans 13 arrondissements où le règlement a été modifié.




Nouveau calendrier interculturel dans les écoles

Pour savoir si les demandes de congé pour fêtes religieuses de leurs employés sont justifiées, les écoles peuvent consulter le nouveau calendrier interculturel du ministère de l’Éducation. On y dresse une liste de fêtes hindoues, sikhes, musulmanes, juives, berbères, laotiennes, orthodoxes, etc. Les prochaines? Le Nouvel An chinois et la fête du Têt vietnamien, qui auront lieu le 18 février.



Rabbi calls for annihilation of Arabs

The spiritual leader of Israel’s ultra-orthodox Shas party, Rabbi Ovadia Yosef, has provoked outrage with a sermon calling for the annihilation of Arabs. “It is forbidden to be merciful to them. You must send missiles to them and annihilate them. They are evil and damnable,” he was quoted as saying in a sermon delivered on Monday to mark the Jewish festival of Passover.



Dion dépose une motion pour le respect de Kyoto

Le chef de l’opposition officielle, Stéphane Dion, a déposé aux Communes une motion qui lierait, si elle est adoptée, le gouvernement de Stephen Harper au respect intégral des principes et des objectifs de Kyoto.
M. Dion a profité de la journée d’opposition accordée aux libéraux ce jeudi pour tenter ainsi de coincer le gouvernement conservateur sur la question des changements climatiques.




Lotus and Zap! Team Up to Create Super Electric Car

Electric car dealer/maker Zap! has partnered with Lotus Engineering to create a fast-charging and long range EV based on Lotus’ APX concept design. With four in-hub electric motors, Zap claims this car will get a top speed of 155 mph, have a 355 mile range, and a 10 minute charge time!



Courtney Love does the math, or Why you needn’t shed any tears for the RIAA

Per Courtney “I want to start with a story about rock bands and record companies, and do some recording-contract math…”



Courtney Love does the math

The controversial singer takes on record label profits, Napster and “sucka VCs.”

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By Courtney Love

June 14, 2000 | Today I want to talk about piracy

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